David Tennant with his wife
David Tennant without his wife
I’ve been laughing at this for three years
is this frozen?
Don’t let them in
Don’t let them see
Be the old man you always have to be
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins.
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.
Pineapples are so metal.
Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2013- panellists on Robin Thickes “Blurred Lines”
it is the year 2070
the world is being destroyed by alien forces
a man runs up to me and says ”quick, i need your help”
”what can i do?” i ask
”i need you to solve” he pants ”this logarithmic function” he collapses
a tear rolls down my cheek
this is the day my maths teacher warned me about
i will finally use algebra in the real world
Tom Hiddleston sings Bear Necessities x
AND WHAT FUCKING FRESH HELL IS THIS?!?!?!!
Seriously peeing myself. This is comparable to Benedict doing R Kelly…. I don’t know whether to piss myself laughing or be really turned on by it… but the smile on my face is so wide it hurts!
75 years ago, on this date, Billie Holiday recorded a song that Time Magazine would call song of the century: Strange Fruit, a song written about a lynching in the South.
Holiday first performed the song at Cafe Society in 1939. She said that singing it made her fearful of retaliation but, because its imagery reminded her of her father, she continued to sing the piece making it a regular part of her live performances. Because of the poignancy of the song, Josephson drew up some rules: Holiday would close with it; the waiters would stop all service in advance; the room would be in darkness except for a spotlight on Holiday’s face; and there would be no encore. During the musical introduction, Holiday would stand with her eyes closed, as if she were evoking a prayer.
Bruce, isn’t this a little bit double standard?